Episode 35: Santa is the best

In this edition, I read a short Christmas story I wrote last year for Apocalypse Kow‘s awesome annual Christmas show. Also, I recorded a performance of myself during Booty Goose’s ‘Weird Al Karaoke’, where one takes a popular song and changes the lyrics. I wrote a filthy version of ‘Its Beginning to Look a Lot…

Santa Line Survival Guide

Getting your picture taken with Santa is great, yet, waiting in line sucks so back you can taste it. It’s a necessary parental hell with a big payoff. I’ll paint you a picture: You turn a mall corner to find a double wide line that looks like half a km long full of anxious kids and…